Better than a flu shot

Miss Beatrice,The church organist,
was in her eighties
and had never been married.She
was admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all.One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed
him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond
organ,the young minister
noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water,and in the water
floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones,
they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
about the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him
and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago
and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.

Do you know
I haven't had the flu all winter.'